Sunday, 1 May 2011


Dear Tabby,
 I don't know what to do! I have a blog but I can't get on it because my bean is always hogging the computer! My fans are DYING to read my blog posts and I'm afraid I'm going to lose my loyal followers! What can I do or say to make my bean understand that I NEED computer time too!!??
 Signed, Desperate to blog

Dear Desperate,
This just won't do! Your bean MUST and I mean MUST give you computer time as soon as possible. You are going to have to take matters into your own hands paws.  Immediately insist that your bean allow you to blog.  You must demand at the top of your lungs.  If they still won't listen, then you must sit in their lap to prevent them from using the computer.  If that won't work, then you must sit ON the keyboard until they move.  Stare your bean IN THE EYE and tell them in no uncertain terms that they must allow you to have a turn IMMEDIATELY.  This almost certainly works.  But on the rare occasion you have a bean who is incredibly thick, I'm afraid the computer must meet your claws of mass destruction because if you can't have it, nobody can.  Finally, leave your bean a surprise in their shoe.  Hopefully this should send him/her a message and teach them a lesson they won't soon forget.

Good luck in your mission,


Monday, 25 April 2011

Sweet Praline

My deepest condolences to Sweet Praline's family.  Praline has gone to Rainbow Bridge.  Please stop by her blog to leave a message for her family.


Sunday, 24 April 2011

Poor kitty feels left out

Dear Tabby,

I am a berry poor kitty, I mean I don't has a lot of paper monies.  It's the other kitty's birthday in a few days and I don't know what to do!  Please help.

signed a poor kitty

Dear Poor Kitty,

You don't have to have a lot of money papers to buy your kitty friend a gift, there are lots of things you can do to make him/her feel special.  You can start by saving some of your breakfast for the other kitty so he or she can have an extra special meal.  Bring her some of your toys to play with.  Don't get mad at her and hiss when she plays with your toys.  Save a warm sunny spot for her and then snuggle without biting.  Be extra nice to her all day.  Then to top it all off, when your beans have gone to bed, sing the other kitty a very nice song like Happy Birthday.  Be sure to sing more than one verse, the beans like it too!

Have fun,