KITTY CAN'T BLOG

Dear Tabby,
 I don't know what to do! I have a blog but I can't get on it because my bean is always hogging the computer! My fans are DYING to read my blog posts and I'm afraid I'm going to lose my loyal followers! What can I do or say to make my bean understand that I NEED computer time too!!??
 Signed, Desperate to blog

Dear Desperate,
This just won't do! Your bean MUST and I mean MUST give you computer time as soon as possible. You are going to have to take matters into your own hands paws.  Immediately insist that your bean allow you to blog.  You must demand at the top of your lungs.  If they still won't listen, then you must sit in their lap to prevent them from using the computer.  If that won't work, then you must sit ON the keyboard until they move.  Stare your bean IN THE EYE and tell them in no uncertain terms that they must allow you to have a turn IMMEDIATELY.  This almost certainly works.  But on the rare occasion you have a bean who is incredibly thick, I'm afraid the computer must meet your claws of mass destruction because if you can't have it, nobody can.  Finally, leave your bean a surprise in their shoe.  Hopefully this should send him/her a message and teach them a lesson they won't soon forget.

Good luck in your mission,

Tabby